I was out on my veranda when I spotted a cute little green bug on the clothesline. I was about to pick it up, as one does with cute little green bugs, when my wife shouted at me as if I was about to ...
The early 2000s was a crazy, weird time of defeating dystopias with karate, sending texts via Microsoft Excel, and ignoring your pets so you could look at jpegs of pets. As its adverts might have ...